Roomdog has a new roomdog. Well she has a new "house mate" and I feel that it is my duty to provide her with an orientation to living with roomdog. (Roomdog helped Randy out before she left and gave him some useful tips, if I was smart enough do put a link in here to an old post about this, I would) As I will not be in Ireland for a while I thought the following might be useful to you, Lou, just a few tips to get you started.
- Roomdog likes to clean. please do not feel guilty about this, she doesn't mind your mess, she just likes to clean. Don't try to stop her. On particularly manic days she can be found vacuuming walls and searching for imaginary fluff, it's kind of a hobby. I did also find her combing the fringes on a rug one day.
- She is not allowed red wine.
- Room dog is a smashing wee cook, she will whip you up a tasty wee dinner in no time made to specification. Enjoy.
- She hates surprises.
- Room dog is a food snob so please keep your tins of beans or packets of noodles hidden at the back of the cupboard.
- She needs eight hours of sleep but will deny it.
- Roomdog's favorite leisure activities include shopping of any kind, TV and gossip magazines but will tell you she likes to read plays and go for walks.
- She is a little obsessed with laundry.
- Roomdog does not like to carry any stuff with her but will expect stuff like tissues, pain killers and sweaters to be available. This is where you come in.
- She likes funny stories, it's the facial expressions that make her laugh.
- Roomdog would give you her last dollar/pound/euro. She is very generous.
- She likes wee cups of tea and chats and she smokes like a train. She is crazy smart and will give you good non-judgemental advice. She works hard and has mad skills.
- Roomdogs birthday is February 2nd and she likes it celebrated.
Hope you have as much fun as I did.
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